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pengwin:

sh-ocking:

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

None of you should ever be having sex

mm mon tres belle chere, j’aime ton oMELETE DU FROMAGE HOHOHO

pengwin:

sh-ocking:

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

None of you should ever be having sex

mm mon tres belle chere, j’aime ton oMELETE DU FROMAGE HOHOHO

gonorryeehaw:

YALL HAVE GOT TO STOP

gonorryeehaw:

YALL HAVE GOT TO STOP

theonlysolo:

sailor-waves:

Life

aspirations 

theonlysolo:

sailor-waves:

Life

aspirations 

elizathornb3rry:

the best cross over in the history of ever

kcscb:

16-Year-Old Texas Girl Chooses Meeting Neymar over $10,000 Cash Prize
When Rhiannon Conelley won a competition sponsored by a Brazilian drinks company, she was offered two potential prizes—$10,000 in cash, or a chance to meet Neymar—there was no doubt which one she would choose. 
”I just wanted to meet Neymar, I thought that was more important than the $10,000. Everyone disagrees with that, but I’m sticking to my guns. I’ll ask him if he wants to marry me (but) I don’t want to scare him too much. I don’t want him to call security to kick me out.” 

bitch what the fuck

kcscb:

16-Year-Old Texas Girl Chooses Meeting Neymar over $10,000 Cash Prize

When Rhiannon Conelley won a competition sponsored by a Brazilian drinks company, she was offered two potential prizes—$10,000 in cash, or a chance to meet Neymar—there was no doubt which one she would choose. 

I just wanted to meet Neymar, I thought that was more important than the $10,000. Everyone disagrees with that, but I’m sticking to my guns. I’ll ask him if he wants to marry me (but) I don’t want to scare him too much. I don’t want him to call security to kick me out.” 

bitch what the fuck

playmate:

buying new underwear so you don’t have to do laundry

"Finger me like Evan Peters does"

- Every girl in the AHS fandom rn (via evenifmyskiesturngray)

"Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying."

- Arthur C. Clarke (via kushandwizdom)

thescienceofbeneduction:

Neuer though😄

thescienceofbeneduction:

Neuer though😄