The hottest things I’ve ever been told.
I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis
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None of you should ever be having sex
mm mon tres belle chere, j’aime ton oMELETE DU FROMAGE HOHOHO
YALL HAVE GOT TO STOP
the best cross over in the history of ever
16-Year-Old Texas Girl Chooses Meeting Neymar over $10,000 Cash Prize
When Rhiannon Conelley won a competition sponsored by a Brazilian drinks company, she was offered two potential prizes—$10,000 in cash, or a chance to meet Neymar—there was no doubt which one she would choose.
”I just wanted to meet Neymar, I thought that was more important than the $10,000. Everyone disagrees with that, but I’m sticking to my guns. I’ll ask him if he wants to marry me (but) I don’t want to scare him too much. I don’t want him to call security to kick me out.”
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buying new underwear so you don’t have to do laundry
"Finger me like Evan Peters does"
"Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying."