this is the most beautiful gif i have ever seen
i’ve been staring at it for 20 minutes lIKE FOR REAL JUST LOOK AT THEM
"If a guy calls you ‘princess’ in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded."
The most important scene from television
I would kill for a reality show of my favorite football club
#in one corner u got the spanish clique taking selfies and being adorable#sometimes juan and dave go to the toilet together#in another corner u got the long suffering wazza sitting through his 10000th hair joke of the day#then rvp being falcao’s fanboy or smth polishing his shoes#moyes dart board on the door#defence missing as usual (x)
"We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody’s."
"I want you to hold my hand while we grocery shop. I want you to play with my hair while we watch our favorite tv shows. I want you to kiss me in the middle of my sentence because you wanted to taste my words. I want you to rub my back as we fall asleep. I want you to play my favorite song when I look sad. I want you to do these things without having to think about them. Do them because you love me."
"I ruined myself for a lot of people that weren’t even worth it"
holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit
"I am so sorry to all the people I hurt while I was hurting."
It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme
september is such a beautiful month you can actually hear the tv shows starting to come back from hiatus
- men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
- men: it's 8 inches