The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
"My demons look like you sometimes."
"Is 6 shots of vodka a good enough excuse to call you and hear your voice?"
"You are not my remedy, I am not a battle that needs to be won. The raging ocean in my heart will swallow you whole and make you regret getting involved. I cannot be saved, but I will save you."